Anoop Kumar's Clarity

But seriously the power of power nap is simply amazing. It's actually powerful. Try it to know it. In my case a power nap shouldn't exceed 20 minutes, I don't know if it is different for different people. The way I do it is to start a timer in my mobile phone with 15 minutes duration and keep the mobile away at a distance which will prompt me to walk to the mobile. After a power nap, for mind feels it like a fresh day.  Note : Was packaged into a joke to create awareness. 

I find it quite funny that there are some TV ads in which two TVs are compared. One is supposed to be the special TV and other one is ordinary TV. The pictures that they show in the TVs are a dull or faded picture in the ordinary TV and a very bright and crisp looking picture in the special TV. The intention of the ad is to of course make us buy the special TV.  And I keep thinking, I just now watched that my ordinary TV is able to show me great pictures if the picture is good enough. Why the hell would I buy the special TV? 

Wife : Just get lost, go to hell | | | | | | | .... Husband : Sorry, I don't plan to go to your house in the near future

A guy has "Author of Best Seller" in his title. Day, months, years go by. One day a young man asked the author how did this happen? | | | | | | | | | | | | Author : I authored a booked called "Best Seller"

Uncle : What do you do young man? Young man : Uncle, I am learning machine learning Uncle : What, what, what is machine learning? Young man : hmmm, in simple words, machine learns from data, a lot of data and produces results based on learning from data Uncle : So if machines are learning from data, what the hell are you learning? Young man : I am learning how to make the machines learn from data Uncle : I need a beer, now!

In a review meeting with top management, jack showcases the cool charts that have been created by him and other data scientists. A senior leader, who was sleeping until then, wakes up and to prove is wakefulness, very seriously asks, "What's that dot there ? " Jack (while cleaning the screen) : That's just dust on the display screen Everyone except this senior leader laugh and then Senior leader (everyone is watching him) : Oh,  so finally we have clean data Everyone laugh including senior leader 

As told by my maternal uncle,  on a certain day there was only my granny at home, the phone started ringing, she wasn't sure what should be done as she didn't know how to operate the phone. You know what she did? She stood next to the ringing phone and said " There is no one here " and when the phone didn't stop ringing she said " Don't you understand I said there is no one here" . 

My parents visited us in Germany in the year 2013. This was their first time outside India and also their first time travelling in Trams. After observing the Pantograph of the Tram for some time my mom pointed at the Pantograph and said " That is used for raising the electric wires so that the Tram doesn't touch the wires, right? just like it's done with bamboo sticks when we have Pallakki (flower chariot processions) in our streets ."  https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/3/37/Phu_palaki_bangalore.jpg

One day I saw an ant carrying a grain of sugar and then | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | and then nothing. What miracle are you expecting? or have you got used to reading too many of those motivational or moral stories?   Everywhere from Whatsapp, to Facebook to even LinkedIn,  every day so many motivational and moral stories are shared, so much that now people are getting irritated. See a lion and learn this, see a cat and learn that, learn this from cockroach, learn that from dog, etc. People now even trying to connect totally unconnected and irrelevant events just to make the example somehow fit.  Please just leave the ant alone .

What's common between current comedians and so-called agile scrum teams? Scroll down | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | Both do stand-ups for fun. Want better approach? Give  DDAS  a try.

A post in LinkedIn from a guy in Australia. "Our sister company in India has an opening for a Data Analyst, contact me for further details" Scroll down to see one of the funny comments (reply) from another guy | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | " Interested, please provide your sister's phone number "

A husband looks at his wife and keeps laughing. You know why? scroll down. | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | Previous day he read a message that goes like this "Learn to laugh at your mistakes. Let them be teachers that guide you to success."

Some month in the year 2012, a group of 7 or 8 friends meet in Bangalore as one of the friends is getting married in next few months. Only one (Deepu) doesn't have any plans of marriage and shares his view and gets back from another friend. Deepu : You know guys, you all are getting married and you are becoming uncles Rock : Dude,  yes, we will get married and become uncles,  you will be the only guy who will become uncle and only then get married  😀  😀  😀

Bill Gates goes to a restaurant and takes a seat. Waiter hands him over a menu card. As Bill starts to go through the menu card, the waiter just snatches the menu card from his hand and places another menu card in Bill's hand. Bill gets very angry. Bill to waiter : Why did you that? Waiter : Sorry sir, we have a new menu card. Bill : You could have just informed me instead of snatching the card and providing me with updated menu card. Waiter : Sir, this is exactly how we feel when Microsoft forces windows 10 updates on our machines. Bill realizes that waiter has a point, and asks sorry and orders some food. 15 minutes later, food doesn't arrive,  Bill loses patience and calls for the waiter. Now the manager of the restaurant comes and says, "sorry sir, we are closed for the day" Bill : But WTF? Manager : Exactly our point when windows restarts without letting us know.