What is that dot there?


In a review meeting with top management, jack showcases the cool charts that have been created by him and other data scientists. A senior leader, who was sleeping until then, wakes up and to prove is wakefulness, very seriously asks, "What's that dot there ? "

Jack (while cleaning the screen) : That's just dust on the display screen

Everyone except this senior leader laugh and then

Senior leader (everyone is watching him) : Oh,  so finally we have clean data

Everyone laugh including senior leader 

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