WANT TO BE THE CHANGE?

WANT TO BE THE CHANGE? FOR THOSE WHO WANT TO BE THE CHANGE AND NOT SIT AND WISH FOR CHANGES TO HAPPEN, HERE IS ONE SUCH BIG OPPORTUNITY, IT DOESN'T MATTER WHICH PART OF THE WORLD YOU ARE FROM OR IN. YOU CAN NOW MAKE A DIFFERENCE.

NOTE - NO MONEY INVOLVED, NO DONATION REQUIRED. NO DRAMA, NO CONTROVERSIES, NO PROTESTS REQUIRED. JUST USE IT, TO SPREAD IT.
(Q = ENGLIX DHA SAUND, V = ENGLIX THA SAUND,
X= ENGLIX SHA SAUND, C = ENGLIX CHA SAUND )

SWITCHING TO SIMPLSH NOW,

IF YU HAEW NOT HERD, IT'S BIKOS SOM OF AS (US) AR SAILENTLI WERKING AON (ON) KRIETING (CREATING) E GLOBEL HYUMEN LANGUEJ (LANGUAGE), E LANGUEJ QAET (THAT) IS SIMPL, INTYUTIW (INTUITIVE), 100% LOGIKALLI KAREKT, WERLDWAID (WORLDWIDE) PABLIK DEWELOPD, PABLIK MEINTEIND, IWOLWING (EVOLVING) AND IZI (EASY) TU YUS (USE).

E LANGUEJ QAET (THAT) PROWAIDS IKWLRAITS (EQUAL RIGHTS) . E LANGUEJ WER YUER (YOUR) OPINIANS MAETTER, WER YUER WOTES KAUNT WER YU KAEN CONTRIBYUT WERDS. E LANGUEJ QAET (THAT) DS (DOS) WAT IT'S SAPPOSD TU DU, HELP PIPL (PEOPLE) KOMMYUNIKAET. E LANGUEJ WIC (WHICH) IS NOT MAIN (MINE), NOT YUERS, BT (BUT) AWRS (OURS).

SOM FICERS (FEATURES) FOR EGZAMPL
  • ONLI 26 ALFABETS (ONLI KAPITEL). NO MOR SMAL LETTERS.
  • 1 ALFABET 1 SAUND, 1 SAUND ONLI 1 ALFABET. NO MOR KANFYUXENS.
  • AOL PLURLS END WIV (WITH) S OR ES. NO MOR FOOT TO FEET BT FOOT TO FOOTS.
  • QER (THERE) IS NO RAIT OR RONG, IF IT SAUNDS RAIT IT'S RAIT. 
  • U.S OR U.K OR ANI KANTRI KAENNOT DIKTAET WAT IS RAIT AND WAT IS RONG.
  • WI PABLIK OF Q WERLD DISAID (DECIDE) WAT IS KAREKT, WAT IS RONG. IF WI KAEN ELEKT HU WIL GOWERN AS, WI KAEN ALSO ELEKT AND SELEKT WAT IS KAREKT FOR US.
  • MOR AND MOR SIMPLIFIKEXENS IN PROGRES.

  • WI DU QIS FOR HYUMANITI. 
  • WI DU QIS FOR AWR CILDREN (CHILDREN). 
  • WI DU QIS TU KRIET E KLOSER TU FAER WERLD. 
  • WI KRIET E SIMPLIFAID LANGUEJ TU ENXUR (ENSURE) QAET AWR CILDREN KAEN KWIKLI (QUICKLY) LERN Q LANGUEJ BAESIKS AND QEN FOKAS AON BETTER VINGS (THINGS) IN LAIF (LIFE). 
  • WI DU QIS TU ENXUR LOJIKAL VINKING (THINKING) DS NOT END.

E LOT OF PROBLEMS HAES ROOT KOS AES (AS) LANGUEJ, SI SIMPLSH WEBSAIT FOR MOR DITEILS AND HOW WI HAEW BIKOM SLEWS (SLAVES) WIVAUT (WITHOUT) RIALAIZING IT. IN MOST KANTRIS, INKLUDING INDIA, ENGLIX KAENNOT BI NAXENAL (NATIONAL) LANGUEJ BIKOS WI (WE) FIIL (FEEL) IT'S NOT AWR LANGUEJ, IT'S QERS' (THEIRS'), BT IF WI BILD E LANGUEJ, IT WIL BI AWRS, IT KUD BIKAM NAXENAL LANGUEJ FOR MENI KANTRIS. WI DON'T HAEW TU GIWAP (GIVE UP) RIJENAL LANGUEJS, BT LERN GLOBEL HYUMEN LANGUEJ INSTED OF ENGLIX.

ENGLIX SPRED BAI FORS (FORCE) IN Q PAST. SIMPLSH KAEN SPRED BAI COIS (CHOICE). SIMPLSH KAEN UNAIT QOS HU AR KARRENTLI DIWIDED BAESD ON LANGUEJ.

AOL QAET (THAT) YU NIID (NEED) TU DU IS, YUS SIMPLSH IN AOL YUER INFORMAL KOMMYUNIKEXEN STARTING NOW IN FACEBOOK, LINKEDIN, TWITTER, BLOGS, WHATSAPP ETC. AFTER IT BIKAMS OFFIXIAL LANGUEJ WI KAEN YUS IT EWRIWER WER KARRENTLI ENGLIX IS YUSED. IF YU WUD LAIK TU BIKAM AEN EDITOR ON Q (THE) WEBSAIT LET MI NO (KNOW).

RIMEMBR, QER IS NO RAIT NO RONG. IF IT SAUNDS RAIT, IT'S RAIT. DON'T BI SKERD (SCARED) TU TRAI (TRY), QER IS NO GRAMMER POLIZING.

YUS IT. SPRED IT. FIIL (FEEL) Q FRIDM (FREEDOM).

BIKAM E KAETALIST (CATALYST) FOR CAENJ (CHANGE).

BIKAM E KAETALIST FOR SIMPLSH, Q GLOBEL HYUMEN LANGUEJ.

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